“I’ll rip your bloody arms off!”

Australia is home to some of the most talented and acerbic builders our shared hobby has to offer.  From Shannon Sproule to Karf Oohlu and Tim Gould, the good people of the “lucky country” produce models with a unique and often humorous perspective.  So it’s always a real treat to discover a new (to me) Australian builder like Legolanded Here and his most recent work entitled “Aunty Jack“.  This lively figure represents a breakthrough for the Woodford-Queensland resident, none of his previous models have quite this level of sophistication so it’s nice to see him take his work to a new level.  The inherent strangeness of the model pulled me straight down the rabbit-hole and into the oddball world of this beloved 1970’s Australian T.V. character.


I wasn’t familiar with “The Aunty Jack Show”, it only aired for two seasons and never in America, so I figured I’d give it a shot.  I made it through about half of an episode on YouTube before I gave up and decided I’d need more beer to get through the rest.  If I had to take my best shot at describing the show it would be a combination of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and Geraldine Jones from the Flip Wilson ShowAunty Jack is certainly larger than life and even my brief viewing of the show made it clear that the builder has done a top-notch job capturing her likeness and in-your-face attitude.  I can tell you that the funniest bits of the show are indeed when the intimidating and frequently violent Aunty Jack threatens to dismember the various people in her life.  From Wikipedia:

“The lead character, Aunty Jack was a unique comic creation — an obese, mustachioed, gravel-voiced transvestite, part trucker and part pantomime dame — who habitually solved any problem by knocking people unconscious or threatening to ‘rip their bloody arms off’. Visually, she was unmistakable, dressed in a huge, tent-like blue velvet dress, football socks, work boots, and a golden boxing glove on her right hand. She rode everywhere on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle and referred to everyone as “me little lovelies” — when she was not uttering her familiar threat: “I’ll rip yer bloody arms off!”, a phrase which immediately passed into the vernacular. The character was devised and played by the multi-talented Grahame Bond and was partly inspired by his overbearing Uncle Jack, whom he had disliked as a child,[

I also really dig the fact that Legolanded Here attempted to recreate a specific photograph, it certainly made my job of evaluation and comparison a good deal easier.  There isn’t much to complain about with the build, except perhaps for the pose because it seems like Aunty Jack should be hunched over the bars at a more severe angle.  The jacket could do with a little more detail to make it look wind-blown but I don’t really like the effect in the photo anyway so I actually prefer the LEGO version.  What we can see of Aunty’s signature Harley is brilliant, although I wish the bars were bent back just slightly and I’m surprised the builder didn’t go with a white custom decal to match the original instead of black.

The series was considered to be such an important part of Australian television history that all the original broadcast master tapes and original negatives of the filmed segments were placed in the National Archives in 1985.  Not bad for a show that only managed to hang on for a dozen episodes.

I’ll leave you with the Aunty Jack Show theme song and while I can’t say that it’s all that catchy,  there are threats of dismemberment and who doesn’t love that?  A word of caution to our younger or more conservative readers: if you examine Legolanded Here’s photostream in any detail you will no doubt encounter penis related custom parts, adult situations and glory holes.  In short, you will find everything good about Australian humor. G’day, constant reader.


4 thoughts on ““I’ll rip your bloody arms off!”

  1. the B&W is so good. the build itself came out pretty damn recognizable. I love minifigs but seeing these bigger scale builds are becoming so much more better. always great Keith thx. Cheers John.


  2. Yea, the photo side by side comparison is excellent. And I agree, the improvement I would offer is lowering the head of Aunty Jack. The obscurity (maybe “Specificity” would be a better adjective) of the source material is excellent. I say that because once you nail down a subject of that exactness… then you will really be held to a high standard where fidelity is concerned. It’s why kids hate most film adaptations of beloved books. Fans can seldom abide expedient compromises. Legolanded here has certainly not compromised an inch! Well done. Attack!


    1. I think most adults hate film adaptations of beloved books, it works out so rarely. Even the shortest books have to be condensed (except for The Hobbit), both in scope and characters. I can’t abide expedient compromises either. That sounds like a new series on the Manifesto: “Expedient Compromises” with Matt Rountree.


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