It’s a banner week here in the home offices of the Manifesto because it marks the second full week without Rutherford (Mr. gasbag will return next week) and the second written contribution by one of our valued constant readers. This time it’s friend of the blog and master of the speeder-bike Ted Andes, who will be sharing his recent experiences at the biggest convention in the United States. The series is titled “Ted Talks” but that’s a little optimistic on my part, Ted has not committed to anything more than this one-shot essay, but after reading these anecdotes I hope he considers it. You may remember Ted from his many popular models such as “Intrepid”, Trail Blazer and my personal favorite, “Hammerhead”. Without any further ado, take it away Ted!
“Over the hills, and far away…”
I’m guessing most of you at this stage have read an article or two about attending a LEGO Con, or perhaps you have been to one yourself. I just got back from BrickWorld Chicago 2017, and I thought I’d share some interesting anecdotes of my own… from the perspective of a middle-aged AFOL.
(“World of Lights” Photo courtesy of Patty )
“You’ll always remember your first time.”
BrickWorld 2016 was the first LEGO Con I ever attended. I always thought that BrickCon would be my first someday, but once my eyes became locked into BrickWorld’s “come hither” gaze, it was destiny. She was only a short-ish 5-hour’s drive away, and holding out for a cross-country romance with BrickCon was just living in a dream world… sorry to leave you “Sleepless in Seattle”, BC.
I didn’t think I’d actually ever attend a LEGO Con in reality. As a married dude, I always try to sync my vacation days with my wife’s so we can take those fun trips together to faraway lands (I hear Matango Island is beautiful in the spring…). She’s not into the hobby, so dragging her with me to a LEGO Con would always be an impossible sell.
When she took a new job last year, all of a sudden I had a ton of extra vacation days piled up compared to her (I had been saving some in case we needed to relocate). I had days to burn. The one week that she said would be best for me to take a solo vacation coincided with BrickWorld 2016. Wait, what!? Once I made that realization, just 6-weeks before BW and on the last day you could request a display table, it was crunch time. After some prodding from Simon Liu, I pulled together an impromptu speederbike collab for BrickWorld. Christopher Hoffmann and others joined the cause, and fun was had by all…
“She let you come back!?”
When you finally do get to the Con, and meet so many people that you had only known through the various on-line LEGO social networks, it is just like seeing some old friends again. You cast aside your better judgement and stay up until at least 3am each “night”, chatting, drinking (if you’re of drinking age), and eventually partaking in general mischief. I won’t divulge all of the BrickWorld shenanigans that go on, because there are just some things you “dear readers” are not allowed to live vicariously through (get your butt to a Con!)…
…and also, because I’d like to be allowed to go back again. At BW16, I accidentally “butt-dialed” my wife at 4am after one of “those nights”. I was trying to set my phone alarm so I wouldn’t sleep through hotel check out (which I did anyway). Through some 1-in-a-million chance, I hit the option to dial back the most recent number. Ugh. I really am surprised she let me come back again this year. Lessons definitely learned, and I was a saint at BW17… honest. I even joined the Pub Scouts…
“Psst… Is he your son?”
BW17 was my second Con in a row where someone had innocently inquired “Is he your son?” about an AFOL builder standing next to me. As a married dude with no kids, it’s a harsh reality check (dude, you’re soooo old now!). Christopher was my “son #1” at BW16, and then Rocco Buttliere became “son #2” this year… At least when I hang out with Tyler Halliwell at BrickWorld, our height difference doesn’t beg that question…
Workshops and Presentations
I didn’t get around to attending many workshops or presentations this year, but I did make it a point to “Paint with Mel” Finelli. Why? Well, why not? … P.S. SQUIDMAN LIVES!!!
“FEED THAT MONSTER!”
Awards… oh my. First off – go back and read the “Fire for Effect” article “Give me the prize!” “Give me the Prize”. Here’s what I said in the comments: “Guess what? I am also for the poorly defined, WTF-judged competitions too, as long as you know that it’s WTF up-front…” Well, BW17 awards nominations delivered in the “WTF?” category once again.
The elephant in the room is that I had TWO MOC nominations in the “Best Land Vehicle” category; One for “Mr. Mechtorian’s Mobile Menagerie” which was voted as the eventual winner, and the other for “The Aerie” Mobile Launch Tower. The first nomination was the one I had hoped to get. The 2nd build I was certainly proud of (the thing is oozing SNOT), but lord knows which category it really belonged in, if any. I just mounted the tower onto tank treads because I thought it looked cool, and prepared for another “N-4-N” year (Nominated 4 Nuthin’).
Usually at BW, it is one nomination per category, per person. So why did this “space oddity” of two nominations happen? From what I hear, the nomination process for BrickWorld is as unnecessarily complex as one of Rube Goldberg’s machines , so who can say? I chalk it up to it being the first-time BW used electronic balloting. The voting pages for most categories only showed MOC pictures at the top, then the MOC names with voting buttons at the bottom; No builder’s names. Perhaps if they included them, they would have caught the double-dip and things wouldn’t have gone down that way.
Caleb’s Honda Civic (I mean Subaru WRX) has yet to be uploaded to his photo-stream, but here is a shot courtesy of Nick Brick.
There were also some other mysterious nominations in the both the replica and group display categories as well… but I wasn’t involved, and who cares at this stage, right?… well….
“Ride the Tiger”
Some BW parents would tell you (repeatedly) that all of their kid’s creations were worthy of nomination. I had to listen to so many stories about last year’s injustices, then the primping and preening of their kids for when the judges came by to pick the nominations this year, then the pimping of their kids for face time with the various YouTube podcasters (you’re a saint for putting up with that, Mr. Hanlon)… Newsflash! The parents are hella serious about their kid’s builds, and the nominations! Otherwise, their special snowflakes might melt!
I took my chances this year, and let random fate determine my display table locations… and I was surrounded by some great examples of this Little-League, helicopter-parent dynamic. Just wish they would have had the courtesy to bring some orange slices…
“The kids are alright…”
“Tiger Moms” aside, the great thing about this hobby is that as builders, we are all peers regardless of our ages. There are some really great, unsung teen builders out there (and with great parents). I ended up chatting with a lot with them, and chatting with their parents too… most of which were my age anyway. Damn, I really AM old! Shout outs to #1 Nomad Kingdomviewbricks and John Imp , and their cool parents that offered me some pizza slices and spicy beef sticks. Who needs orange slices?… Respect.
Also, a shout out to Digger, my #1 BrickWorld fan. I met him last year, as he really loved the speeder-bike rally. I took the time to hang out, and show him how I put together some of the different models. When I ran into him again this year, he had a big smile on his face. “Mr. Andes! I hoped you’d be back again this year. Can I show you the speeder-bikes I built?”… Heck yeah!… but please. Call me Ted.
“I went back to Ohio, but my city was gone….”
“There was no train station. There was no downtown… My city had been pulled down, reduced to parking spaces”. So my primary co-collaborator on the Great Steambug Migration had to leave early Sunday morning, and to my surprise took their town backdrop with them. I’ll just say that I didn’t need any caffeine to wake up. That woke me up just fine.
It was their 1st con, and they weren’t aware of the rule that you can’t take down displays before the end of public hours. For my collabs, I always come prepared just in case something happens or someone backs out last-minute, so “no-harm, no foul”. I bring this story up not to vilify, as I have much love for my co-collaborator, but just to say “stuff happens” at a con… and that “stuff” provides the perfect fertilizer in which things can grow….
“We can rebuild! We have the technology.”
I had brought enough spare brick to build an impromptu backdrop. No reason to get distraught. I got started “building that wall”, and then Gil comes over to say good-morning. He sees the situation, and offers to help out… then comes Tyler H. … and then Michael (aka Kingdomviewbricks). Soon we had four people doing a speed-build backdrop of a ruined ant-farm wall. Crisis averted, and friendships built ever stronger…
In fact, if you aren’t helping someone else rebuild/improve their MOC’s at a LEGO Con, then you are really missing the point. I helped at least 5 people myself this year, at least that I can recall. Sometimes it’s providing those few extra technic pins to snap together display sections (which also repairs your personal relations with a LUG). Sometimes it’s helping a person rebuild a MOC that was completely obliterated on the trip there (yes, I’m talking about you, Sci-fi Dude). Sometimes it is helping the displayer you are sharing ½ a table with, who is jamming plates onto his MOC so hard that it topples over your own builds time and again. Turns out that the guy only had the use of one of his arms due to an accident, so rather than get mad I lent him the two of mine… If building is fun for you, then there should be no hesitation in helping the people around you build anyway (and no hesitation to accept that help when offered to you). Dig in!
“Duplo green” is people!
As much as a LEGO Con may seem like it’s about the brick connections, it’s really about the personal connections we make. That is what you will remember most in the aftermath. Our ubiquitous friend Simon Liu gets that. He lives that. That’s why he is involved in seemingly every sci-fi collab project at BrickWorld, and countless more at other Cons and on Flickr. That’s also why the green DUPLO of ToroLUG always has such a hive of activity buzzing around it… and like most people there, they will always make room to add one more connection (i.e. you) to the pile…Leg Godt!
(…and shout-outs to all of those people I didn’t call out by name – a person should only do so much name dropping in one article…)